Firstly let me hasten to assure you that all is well and there has been no real flood in De Aar. But the phrase occurred with a strange irony.
On Monday we had the outing that the previous week's sickness had prevented. We intended leaving early but were delayed by discovering a small lake outside the house, under the oft-raided vine, where some piping that led to a garden tap had somehow come disconnected and mains water was flooding out, covering much of the church's yard. Maybe it just happened, or we wondered, had aggrieved or mischievous children deliberately disconnected it the previous evening. Alastair has some useful practical skills, plumbing included, and he suggested that we turn off the supply to the house at the stopcock, which just happens to be buried in a muddy, often rather foul pool of water near the garage. Danny the verger was duly asked to tell the gardener about it and to lock the gate when he left since we would be late home.
We had a super day, driving about 135km NE to Colesberg where we explored the town, found an Anglican church from 1853 and an interesting small museum which included some good features about church history in the town. After a brunch we drove on to find the Orange River even more swollen than we had previously seen it and another dam/HEP station, the Gariep, with water spilling over the top of the dam in a very dramatic way. Alastair enjoyed walking across a bridge some distance downstream and being caught in the wind and spray. Since temperatures that day were positively english – a mere 18-22 degC- Tom and I didn't feel like getting wet.
Then we set off to drive around the huge lake upstream from the dam, sections of which are Nature Reserves. We were about the only car on the road, a perfectly good tarmac and so were able to pull up whenever we spotted something of interest. I had already been pretty sure I had seen a single red clump of flowers in the Karoo much nearer to home and now we found several of these. They are probably Fire Lily, a single thick stem with lily flowers in a lovely bright coral red – and it proved to me it wasn't simply a red plastig bag thrown out of a car. The Karoo is so much greener than when we first saw it. Large clumps of fresh grasses of numerous varieties some with purple heads sway in the wind, the sort of thing that someone displaying at Chelsea would be proud to show. And the low bushes are all in flower though not generally in spectacular ways.
Around the lake are interesting mountains with green plains leading down to the water. It was on these grassy slopes we suddenly realised that we could see animals, and lots! With binoculars and a road book with a good nature section, we could distinguish mountain zebra (about 12), lots of blesbok with their twisted horns, gemsbok with very long straight horns (30 or so of them), numerous springbok with their striped sides, red hartebeest, wildebeest, ostrich and, most exciting of all as they are huge, we saw 6 eland.
As we pulled to a halt and stood on the road watching, some of the animals were alerted and moved away but after our noises subsided they continued grazing with just one or two on the alert. It was a lovely sight, repeated in several places and all for free on a quiet but public road.
We had a long drive that day and stopped for supper at Hanover Lodge, a friendly hotel we had visited in December. It was there that we were alerted to a TV announcement of a flood warning for De Aar. We had driven through some quite heavy rain so were not terribly surprised but when we phoned the churchwarden he was – there had only been drizzle.
So it was a shock when we arrived home at 9.30 to be greeted by a flood on our church forecourt and under the dreaded vine, caused by the same leaking pipe we had been careful not to leave on. Someone had turned it on and it had burst its join again. The language difficulties meant we were never sure who did it, perhaps the gardner, perhaps children who knew how to find it in the muddy pool. And worse still children, we presume, had decided to post the pipe, pouring out water, into a small open toilet window, drenching parts of the house inside. We were no longer happy bunnies.
What was even worse was that next morning it was quite obvious that we had an additional and different sort of plumbing problem to do with waste. The smells and colour of the toilet water had been indicating all was not well and Danny opened several drain covers to reveal various horrors. Some had no covers and had been filled with rocks and rubbish, some within our compound, some outside.
Furious phonecalls and complaints were made to anyone who would listen and suffice to say that within 24 hours, by Wed midday, all three sorts of plumbing problems had been sorted, the municipality clearing the rock-filled drains and putting on a mighty heavy concrete cover (metal ones are stolen) and fitting new stopcocks. And someone's uncle is a plumber and he took off the offending leaking pipe and fitted an outside tap over a drain on our house wall. A cage needs to be made to stop the copper pipe and tap from being stolen but that is being worked on we are told. And Alastair has shown wonderful skills in project managing all this!
Tom's gloom was compounded by the discovery that he had lost his cheap local mobile phone but that has been sorted with another cheap replacement and the SIM card has been made the same so his number hasn't changed. Complicated but people have been helpful. And a problem in the little house to be used by Sunday School has also been sorted – another plumbing saga as well as the collection of stuff left by Social Services. It is perhaps the serious but friendly english voice which Alastair manages that shows he means business, and now please!
My gloom was compounded by discovering that the kids had pulled up and nibbled most of my mini-carrots, which were coming along quite nicely. However I managed to pick a good bag of french beans and some little courgettes, our first.
While thinking of animals we have seen, I am reminded that while waiting for the service to start at Richmond on Sunday morning, A and I walked up the rough road under the hillside and saw some women screaming at the sight of a large lizard, about 3 ft long (perhaps a rock leguaan). We made admiring interested noises and left it, only to find a few minutes later that two youths were stoning it, to death sadly. It was trapped by a wire mesh fence and totally defenceless. I rushed up to try to stop further stoning but it was hopeless. We are unsure if the meat would have been eaten and even the skin used, as the book said it could be. Or was it totally senseless?
But not all the children are like that. As we sat waiting for the service to start one of a little bunch of children in the front row started up a hymn, soon joined by the rest of the church, beating a strong rhythm quietly on their hymn book or vinyl pad. Another smaller child in front of me became restless and was put on her mother – or grandmother's?- back, strapped on with her scarf. She was soon mesmerized by the constant rocking as the woman sang and she gave no more trouble, staying there throughout the service.
We must be better! We decided to get up and climb the mountain at dawn, seeing the sun rise in front of us and the hills picked out in low shadows. In the evening we barbequed our meat, sweet corn and mushrooms watching an amazing sky as the sun set. God's beauty surrounds and sustains us in spite of everything.